Crystal the Cat here. I'm taking a poll. I pose the following question to all you felines out there and await your input.

We all can be bought for a price. Although we don't relish doing so-called tricks as much as our lowly canine friends, we will still do them for a price. What is the price you ask for...a special treat (and, if so, be specific), praise, or play? Write in and let us know.

Signed,
Crystal the Cat
Advice Columnist